ive been running the times up design as my wallpaper on my iphone for the past year or so, now you can do the same. download below. ill be taking requests via the FC twitter, let me know what other designs you guys want.



and for the diehards out there heres the og logo.

when undead personal trainers and brain hungry ss captains are running around in the streets youre gonna be bummed you didnt get a few hours in at the range. i cant believe it took until 2010 for zombie targets to exist, its one of those things thats just so obvious and so awesome you want to punch yourself in the face because you didnt come up with it.

after watching real time with bill maher the other night i was reminded of this speech by jimmy carter in 1979. its hard to imagine a president in 2010 basically saying "hey america youre materialistic and fucked up" im sure it was hard for a president to say it back then and im sure it was a main factor in carter not being elected to a second term. its pretty shocking to listen to this speech and realize how everything hes saying still applies today and even more shocking when you think about how much stronger these forces have become over the last 30 years. who we elect for president is the embodiment of the temperment of the country, the election of reagan in '80 was this country rejecting this speech and embracing consumption and self indulgence on a grand scale. it put this country on the path we find ourselves on today. depressing shit.

things may be quiet on this site but i assure you theres a ton of stuff going on behind the scenes. spring is almost wrapped and will be on the way to shops in about a week. more info soon.

thanks to guapo gestapo for this little slice of home. if youre not from hawaii you arent going to get how homesick something like "sleep boy" or "you like go ground, can go ground" can make you. i miss home.

footage from last nights society nurse record release show, sorry for the blown out audio, ill get around to buying a mic sooner or later. highlights include smashing cinder blocks mid set, blood on the floor and a general disregard for personal well being. seriously awesome show. pick up their new 7" from iron lung records here.

normally i try to keep myself in a ad free bubble, i mute commercials and try to not look at billboards, yeah maybe thats weird, whatever. its pretty hard for me to type this but this new pemco ad campaign is fucking awesome. theyve got these northwest stereotypes so spot on its amazing. spend a day in seattle and youll see each and every one of these, check them all out here .

unfortunately my logic board is toast so expect things to be slooooow around here for another few days. in the meantime amuse yourself with the FC twitter or marvel at my poor vocabulary on words with friends (username=chimpanjesus).

remember when i used to update this website? sorry for the lack of action around here lately. the spring stuff is coming in a few weeks and trust me, youre going to be into it. more info on that soon. in the meantime heres a video from last nights from ashes rise show down in portland. raging.

In preparation for our spring delivery (early march) we are offering 40% off all remaining holiday product. Just use the code "thaw" at checkout to receive the discount.

i finally got around to seeing wolves in the throne room last night at the black lodge. how was it? im driving to olympia to see them again tomorrow, what does that tell you. photos and footage below.

im no fan of the honolulu police department, most of my run ins with them have been unpleasant and more like being bullied than being "protected" but i must admit im really into this program they have going, every weds starting at 10 am they post mug shots of that weeks drunk drivers. hillarious. generally people in hawaii have a VERY lax attitude towards driving drunk, its pretty sickening actually. anything that puts these amazing assholes on blast is 100% a-ok with me. check it out next weds, here.